howlsnteeth:

completed commission!

caveat-canine:

caveat-canine:

I’ve found out about emoji kitchen and everyone will suffer as a result!

emojis for when you. awoo

cod:

textposttropes:

63:

cod:

cod:

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

This is one of your worst posts yet man

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

slugparts:

iamoutofideas:

showertimeshmoopsie:

what’s my name???

FUCKACCINO!!!

atlas-sharted:

outofcontextanimash:

outofcontextanimash:

duskdragonxiii:

duskdragonxiii:

Playing pokemon today and had a nice little picnic and I left it running for 5 minutes when I went to pee, and I came back to 6 fucking eggs in my basket. This is my party.

They are all male except my goddamn houndoom. I have 6 houndour eggs from when I looked away for a couple of minutes, and as someone with no idea about egg groups I have no idea who the father is.

Slut Shame Her.

On some further investigation.

YOU

das-blut:

Murphy is taking care of me while I’m sick

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

norapotwora:

A commission I had pleasure to create for corgi_jackassery of her amazing Stout!